21 July 2009

so, we are famous.

While just so happening to click through Craigslist's Missed Connections, I happened to find this gem of a post. I was so excited to see this identifiable person-- Brian!! --that I didn't even make it through the rest of the post before excitedly running downstairs to tell him. Turns out, Brian is not only the hot ginger cyclist, but he is also apparently reckless. Not the usual Missed Connections posting, I must say.

ginger cyclist with the bicycle tattoo - w4m - 22 (New Hampshire & U St. NW)


Date: 2009-07-21, 5:55PM EDT


You know, you were kind of hot -- bonus points for wearing a helmet, and whoever inked that bike on your right calf did a nice job. So it's a particular shame that you rode like such a douchebag, nearly mowing me down in your haste, although I clearly had the right of way.

So please, look where you're going, Attractive Douchebag Cyclist. You don't ever want to *need* that helmet, and anyway, it's just bad form to crash into innocent girls. Makes all the other cyclists look bad.

  • Location: New Hampshire & U St. NW
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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